Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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