This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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