so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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