Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
is it fun? or sober?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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