well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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