i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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