Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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