brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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