How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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