you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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