Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
My balls are so social today.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Sober January is a disaster.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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