My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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