We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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