so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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