My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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