Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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