He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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