Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We are all done wearing pants today
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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