This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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