Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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