Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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