the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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