dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just want to make out with him forever
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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