yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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