ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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