were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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