I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Randomize
