Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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