Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
