he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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