I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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