I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I would ride that face into the sunset
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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