Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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