I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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