And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
