we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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