after a month anything with tits is on the radar
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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