its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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