Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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