I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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