You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
pray to the hookup gods
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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