new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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