At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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