he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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