are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm really busy with my period
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