he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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