Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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