My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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