I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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