i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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