I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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