Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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