Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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