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new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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