She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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