Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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